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40oz
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Joined: 03 January 2004
Posts: 1799
15 August 2008 21:20 (UK time)

features! Thanks James!
*Papercut
Pro-Murder.
Legalize Crime.


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James Bunting
Joined: 17 September 2003
Posts: 1308
15 August 2008 21:21 (UK time)

Doh - and my post is here

Edited: 15 August 2008 21:22


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ParaSait

Joined: 26 June 2007
Posts: 1478
16 August 2008 13:47 (UK time)

Man, this is AWESOME


This link is dead. It's only still here because, err... yknow, it's some sort of... memorial.


Edited: 16 August 2008 13:48


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Dthdealer

Joined: 10 March 2007
Posts: 476
16 August 2008 14:07 (UK time)

[glitch]SC_SetObjectMaxSpeed(dthdealer,20);[/glitch]
*weeeeeee!*
Also known as Veyrdite
My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device.

"Can't you just fix-"
NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this.

Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead?

"How do I do that?"

Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten.

Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me.

If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within.

"But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?"

The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air.

Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping.

Some day the javascript will sleep too.


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