Viewing Thread: Best comebacks ever

40oz  Official Sponsor Joined: 03 January 2004 Posts: 1799

05 March 2007 04:36 (UK time) While we all wait for whatever meteors are ahead of us, let's make this forum fun by filling it up with fun threads. Name some of the best quotes, comebacks, or generic verbal assaults you've ever heard or made up in your life. I'll start us off with some good ones 1) Dude 1: It smell's funny in here... Dude 2: Then close your mouth. (insinuating that he has bad breath) 2) Dude 1: Man my boss is so annoying! Dude 2: Oh really? Dude 1: UUGH!! Dude 2: I'm sorry what was that? [Politely ordering him to repeat an obnoxious grunting sound(here's another example of it below)] Dude 1: I hate how Jerry constantly babbles on and on about nothing! blaabbity blabbity blah! Dude 2: I'm sorry, what does he say? 3) (When you walk into a room with only a few guys in it) Dude 1: Smells like sex in here.. (insinuating that they have a dirty little secret) Yeah I know im pushing my moderator limits here. *Papercut Pro-Murder. Legalize Crime. Edited: 05 March 2007 04:40 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

40oz  Official Sponsor Joined: 03 January 2004 Posts: 1799

06 March 2007 20:06 (UK time) Man you guys are boring. *Papercut Pro-Murder. Legalize Crime. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

mike323 Joined: 23 January 2005 Posts: 745

06 March 2007 20:14 (UK time) LOL You need to login to create posts in this thread.

VR_Rat Joined: 20 January 2006 Posts: 396

07 March 2007 00:31 (UK time) I dunno about you but I know I'm just a drill in rock. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

JohnnyRancid Joined: 13 March 2007 Posts: 37

14 March 2007 02:34 (UK time) bahahahaha! im definitely using that first one! You ripped that third one from super troopers though. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

1up Joined: 25 January 2007 Posts: 153

17 March 2007 22:30 (UK time) lols, i liked this quote, so ima put it up lols from the boondocks (the comic strip) (Huey):What good is a smart bomb if you have a dumb president? (Huey...again):I think Ann Coulter is a man...shes got an adams apple. (Huey...this is the longest one...):Were gonna start a gangsta rap crew called the Joint Chiefs(after the Joint Chiefs of Staff) youll be Dick *Chainsaw* Cheney and ill be Donald *Lets Rumble* Rumsfeld. Our first song will be *Stormin like Norman* and our first solo will be *Bombs on ya Moms* produced by the Neptunes. (Hueys newspaper hes readin outside in the park):If elected by the Senate, Jerry Springer promised to stand up for the rights *of Transvesities, strippers, fat black women who talk loud, fat white women who love toothless black men, toothless black men, toothless people in general...* (Rifleman from Warcraft 3):*Guns dont kill ppl...I DO! HAHAA!*(high-pitched drunken laugh). (Spell Breaker):*I never stole any buffs! Ive got reciptes for everything!* (Spell Breaker reffering to Lord of the Rings):*I stole your precious!*(mocking voice) (Peasent)*Youre the king(question mark)Well i didnt vote for you!* "...And with his fight money, he bought two of each animal on earth, then he herded them onto a boat, where he beat the crap out of every single one!*bangs grenades together*" -Team Fortress 2 Soldier Headshot! Double Kill! Triple Kill! Overkill! killtacular! Killtastrophe! Killimanjaro! Killprocalypse!... Kil-Killionaire?! What happened to kill#9?! "Oh shit, hes got THE HALO 1 PISTOL! RUUUUUUN!" "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -Red Sniper You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Erik Joined: 16 August 2006 Posts: 424

19 March 2007 15:34 (UK time) I have one when there is a guy and a woman that fights about guns, She says: Gun kills, and the man like puts a gun on the table and shouts : KILL!, then he says you see guns dont kill You need to login to create posts in this thread.

JohnnyRancid Joined: 13 March 2007 Posts: 37

28 March 2007 01:04 (UK time) 'your gay' was one of the most creative insults i had ever heard in my life. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Erik Joined: 16 August 2006 Posts: 424

28 March 2007 16:45 (UK time) LOL i hate such things being thrown everywhere... like in my class there is this gang, always saying 'erik we dont like gays here' and i have started to answear them with this, 'very well, leave then' insulting them with the insult of being gays them selves You need to login to create posts in this thread.

40oz  Official Sponsor Joined: 03 January 2004 Posts: 1799

28 March 2007 19:59 (UK time) hahaha nice one erik *Papercut Pro-Murder. Legalize Crime. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Erik Joined: 16 August 2006 Posts: 424

29 March 2007 07:11 (UK time) Thanks another thing that happend yesterday, we where 10 guys that sat in a circle at the break a talked about stuff, then suddenly one guy started to sound as a goat.. the everyone else to do it and we kept doing thaT until a big guy walks towards the kid that started the sound, and he beat him up, and said 'I dont want you to that sound' (i just ad that this big boy where bullied by everyone cause he looked like a goat (i think, i didnt go on that school when all this guys went in same class, i started there 2 years ago) You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Erik Joined: 16 August 2006 Posts: 424

09 April 2007 19:26 (UK time) I have one good quatation from GTA san andreas: Officer Tenpenny to Carl Johnsson: 'We can shit on you from such a height, you think God himself has crapped on you' This means that they own his life, (thats what they think) and they can send him on whatever mission possible without problem. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

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