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Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

14 March 2008 08:30 (UK time) I think the original is retarded, and annoying, so I decided to make Microsoft's OS sound even more retarded during start-up by compiling and editing the original sounds. The end result is the stupidest .wav file ever created. Cheers. EDIT: Lol, ''Widnows'' EDIT: http://www.jbserver.com/forums/ForumHome.asp?ForumId=6 Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. Edited: 14 March 2008 08:42 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

DarkRain Joined: 01 March 2007 Posts: 1193

14 March 2008 09:38 (UK time) I absolutely agree with you that the Windows XP Startup sound is annoying. I like the sound you made. The Dark Age is upon us! Quake 2 mapmaker. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

15 March 2008 12:47 (UK time) Lol Funny And Strange Voice! I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

ParaSait Joined: 26 June 2007 Posts: 1478

17 March 2008 19:37 (UK time) You know what I hate? Imagine you are at a party with lots of people. You want to start the computer but you don't notice that the sound is set ULTRA-loud. GOD I HATE THAT WINXP SOUND!!! EDIT: ...And the Vista sound is even worse =P This link is dead. It's only still here because, err... yknow, it's some sort of... memorial. Edited: 17 March 2008 19:39 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

nyasudah  Official Sponsor Joined: 06 February 2005 Posts: 832

18 March 2008 02:45 (UK time) thats why i turn off almost every windows sound =) nyasudah / masuda / mp / PetiX / PtX You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

19 March 2008 10:47 (UK time) Lol I Got The Vista! AARGH! Terrible! =D I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

20 March 2008 08:50 (UK time) Whats the vista version like? Elevator music? *shudders* Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

DarkRain Joined: 01 March 2007 Posts: 1193

20 March 2008 09:35 (UK time) I haven't listened to the Vista startup sound but I assume that it's not very good. The Dark Age is upon us! Quake 2 mapmaker. Edited: 20 March 2008 09:35 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

20 March 2008 18:26 (UK time) nope! horrible! D= I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

ParaSait Joined: 26 June 2007 Posts: 1478

20 March 2008 21:17 (UK time) Naval War, please upload the Vista welcome sound too so DTHDealer can 'modify' it =P This link is dead. It's only still here because, err... yknow, it's some sort of... memorial. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

DarkRain Joined: 01 March 2007 Posts: 1193

20 March 2008 21:23 (UK time) Now I see what you mean with the word 'terrible'. The Dark Age is upon us! Quake 2 mapmaker. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

nyasudah  Official Sponsor Joined: 06 February 2005 Posts: 832

22 March 2008 14:34 (UK time) IMO win 95 has the best starting sound ANd it's modded version by me is good too nyasudah / masuda / mp / PetiX / PtX You need to login to create posts in this thread.

DarkRain Joined: 01 March 2007 Posts: 1193

22 March 2008 15:05 (UK time) Yes, you are right. The starting sound of Win 95 is the best. The modified sound made by you is very good. The Dark Age is upon us! Quake 2 mapmaker. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

23 March 2008 19:04 (UK time) Aah... That Sound Relaxes Me. =) Oh And Nice Promotions BTW! I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 Edited: 23 March 2008 19:05 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

25 March 2008 08:49 (UK time) Lol cool modified version. Might set it as my ''you've got mail'' sound Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

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