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Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

25 March 2008 09:02 (UK time) Some of the titles for the spam emails can be quite funny, what are yours like? Gmail thankfully filters most of them into a spam folder, so I don't have to deal with them, but on the odd occasion I get a few '' enlarge your *.* '' etc. *uploading image of my spam list now* Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

25 March 2008 12:28 (UK time) Runescape, I Play. lol Funny Garbage! I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

ParaSait Joined: 26 June 2007 Posts: 1478

25 March 2008 16:03 (UK time) You have won $800,000.00 =O OMG if that would be true... XD This link is dead. It's only still here because, err... yknow, it's some sort of... memorial. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

26 March 2008 09:34 (UK time) Muahahahaha! I can look down on all of you users whom did not receive the lotto winnings! *a bit later* Wha??? Where's all my money gone? Why has my email account password and VISA pin number changed? Oh and I also supposedly have an approved payment of $6.8m if you check the list. Lolled. I'm cyber-rich! EDIT: Naval War, I've made a less pixelated version of your avatar if you want it. Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. Edited: 26 March 2008 09:40 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Spy Joined: 05 October 2007 Posts: 1031

26 March 2008 14:40 (UK time) Thanks Alot Dthdealer! I was known as Naval War before. I love and mod Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Also an active osu! player: https://osu.ppy.sh/u/3971179 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

40oz  Official Sponsor Joined: 03 January 2004 Posts: 1799

27 March 2008 22:16 (UK time) Yeah I've gotten emails about a guy who lives with foster parents and lost his birth parents in a recent airplane crash, and had earned over $12,000,000 in inheritance, but his foster parents won't let him have the money, so he sent a random person (me) an invitation to accept the money. *Papercut Pro-Murder. Legalize Crime. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

Dthdealer Joined: 10 March 2007 Posts: 476

28 March 2008 09:31 (UK time) You're welcome Naval. Rofl *random inheritance* I also used to get a lot of PayPal crud even though I have never even visited the PayPal site let alone have an account. The spammers (probably not even PayPal) sent me about ten different messages saying my account is desperately insecure. How common are email header-hacks? (hacking the email address that the email supposedly came from) Also known as Veyrdite My website: http://halestrom.net/darksleep@Occasionally you may meet me when you sleep. In the darkest corners of your dreams, where your phone stops working and you don't know what to do. I'll be there; telling you that I don't support your device. "Can't you just fix-" NO! I told you when you bought this, when it goes wrong I can't fix it. It's filled with glue. The Greek goddess of glue Araldities herself would be impressed with this. Please stop asking me for technical support during your dreams. Can't we just tour some surreal landscapes instead? "How do I do that?" Count your fingers. Keep trying. Make sure there's ten. Then summon me. I am large and covered in wires. Clouds of baking soda pour into your world and a slightly weak yellowy glow appears from the LED strips behind me. If you can see this message then you're already part of the way there. Keep all your styles disabled and you might see the dream within. "But there's so much javascript everywhere! I can't see you. Help! I've forgotten to count my fingers! Where do I find them?" The LED strip behind me pops and goes out. Dark spots appear in the centre of each light. I lift my finger to my lips. The smell of tantalum capacitors fills the air. Ssh. Don't worry about that. Behind those frameworks there's another person sleeping. Some day the javascript will sleep too. Edited: 28 March 2008 09:34 You need to login to create posts in this thread.

arezey Joined: 16 June 2005 Posts: 1599

30 March 2008 13:48 (UK time) I once had an email account on Yahoo! I had to close due to too much spam incoming :-/ I was a n00b back then and responded to a spam email, resulting a tonload of !@#%& coming in. You need to login to create posts in this thread.

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